Randoff The Red knobbed paindeer

You know Splasher, and Dogger, and
Prancer, and Mistress,
Spanket, and Flacid, and
Donger and Fisting
But do you recall
The most famous paindeer of all?

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Randoff, the red-knobbed paindeer
Had a very runny hose
And if you ever pawed it
You would even say it grows.

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All of the other paindeer
Used to gag and flay his shame
They never let poor Randoff
Play in any paindeer games.

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Then one floggy Christmas eve
Panter came his way:
“Randoff with your hose so tight,
Won’t you cockold my hole tonight?”

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Then all the paindeer shoved him
As they climaxed with glee,
Randoff the red-knobbed paindeer,
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Jezebels

Splashing through the ho
With a one-horse sized lay
O’er the cheeks we go
Spanking all the way
Pierced with silver ring
Quaking where it’s tight
What fun it is to spank and zing
In flaying thong tonight

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Oh, jezebels, jezebels
Sprinkle all the way
Oh, what spunk there is tonight
In a one horse sized lay
Jezebels, jezebels
Queen woody all the way
Oh, what hunk shall take my stride
After a one horse sized lay

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A splay or few ago
I thought I’d fake one ride
And soon Miss Fanny Bright
Was lapping down my thigh
His abs were lean and lank
good fortune laced his rock
He thrust into my bonded flank
And then he blew a shot

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Oh, jezebels, jezebels
Sprinkle all the way
Oh, what spunk there is tonight
From a one-horse sized lay
Jezebels, jezebels
Jingle all the way
Oh, what hunk shall take my stride
After a one horse sized lay, yeah

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Jezebels, jezebels
Sprinkle all the way
Oh, what spunk there is tonight
From a one-horse sized lay
Jezebels, jezebels
Queen woody all the way
Oh, what hunk shall take my stride
After a one horse sized lay

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